I think I will start CHAIN smoking...

For 3 or so months, my windscreen wipers have been playing up, they randomly start, stop, change speed, slow, pause, restart, refuse to return to original position, refuse to stop (unless you stop and restart the engine. I did stop and start the engine, few times, while driving at 70+miles/hour, on the motorway, which was very stupid & not advisable, especially when you consider the power-steering aspect of the vehicle, regardless, this is another story and I'm lucky to be alive).

The other day, my windscreen wipers decided to die on me, so today and after the Bank Holiday, I decided to take my car to the local garage in order to replace the faulty Windscreen Wiper Motor. So I drove there and decided to walk it back home (3miles).

And boy am I unfit or what. The first 1.5mile went smoothly and I was on a high - now it's time to face a road elevation, in the rain - Now that really killed me - I can't breath, I can't talk, I can't walk, my muscles are trembling, my back is hurting, my legs are hurting, my lungs are hurting, I'm panting and out of breath. So, to stop feeling like shit, I decided to stop and rest at every bus stop, and if it had a bench then the better, then I would sit, rest and catch my breath...

After my second Bus Stop, and while sitting on the bench and trying to catch my breath, a 90 year old gentleman walks over and stands under the bus shelter. He looked very healthy and fit for his age, and while I'm still panting and trying to catch my breath, I smell a phosphorous whiff, the man has lit a a cigarette and started to smoke. And when he finished, he took another cigarette out and continued to smoke, he did that 5 times (chain smoking) - I felt bad about that and I continued my walk and journey. And I was still struggling master the walking and breathing at the same time bit.
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Pardon Me Sir, But I think that you are full of SH.....

IT all began a few months back; I had a funny sort of cold that I really couldn't shake off - My, head was full and heavy (not dizzy), my ears and nose were full, of shit, all the time, and I had an ear infection.  I went to my local doctor, who prescribed some antibiotics, but sadly those did not work. So I went back to the doctor, who referred me to an ENT (Ears, Nose & Throat) specialist at the local hospital - Who we shall call Dr. CL in order to avoid being sued.

Both ears are still full of shit, and I have lost a considerable amount of hearing capacity in my right and my left ears (estimated 80% my right ear & 20% My left ear). I really thought that a good syringing or cleaning would do the job, coupled with another course of "stronger" antibiotics.


Yesterday, I went to the hospital to see "The Specialist" - The man didn't even bother to examine my ears, and if he did, well then he must have been really good, because I didn't see it or feel anything - He just said that there is no infection and he asked me whether I had any other problems, I said yes, where shall I begin, I'm old, fat, ugly, unfit, poor, I have a crappy job that I hate and I'm in debt to my eyeballs, every part in my body is either in pain, falling off, or has already fallen off, and now I'm here, so he looked at me and said that; I just need a hearing test.

The hearing test results were around 60%-70% hearing loss in my right ear & 20% loss in my left..  And the only thing the man could say was; you need a hearing aid - so do you want one or not?... I don't really mind wearing a hearing aid, but I feel that the underlying cause still persists, and both my nose and ears are full of shit every day, my right ear is in constant pain (with a permanent whistling sound), and hearing in my left ear is deteriorating further by the day...

On Monday, I will be going back to my doctor to demand a second opinion....

The best thing about the whole episode is this; when people meet foreigners, they assume that they do not understand the language, so they SHOUT and start talking with their hands. Now imagine what would happen if  they meet a deaf foreigner... Well, imagine no more, because they SHOUT EVEN LOUDER and make even more bizarre and elaborate hand gestures - I know that people are only trying to help, but please - come-on, just give me a break, I'm not a 5 year old...

I hate SUBWAY

I really hate the taste of Subway's plastic food - the processed plastic salad, the processed plastic meat, the processed plastic cheese, the plastic bread, and the plastic sauces; but the question is; why do I keep going back for more?
 


Life's Sweet - So... What do Pole Dancers do when they are not Pole Dancing?

I had to go and install some software that I've developed (and sold), at a Manchester Gentlemen's Club (a Strip Club). The place opens @7:00PM.

On that day I needed to go and check the network connection, and I was running a bit late. I didn't get there till 5:30PM. I waited outside and phoned the manager, he came down from the office and let me in.

I was a little bit early, and the cleaner was busily and seductively, mopping the floor, wearing only a bra and a pair of gold, very, very, hot-pants...

I wouldn't mind to have my office cleaner wearing the same body and clothes, or lack of..

Thank you TV.


Around 14 months ago my TV developed a problem with regards to fuzziness and psychedelic colour saturation when one switches on the TV...  And you had to turn it on and off, in quick succession, around 6-8 times, before it warms up and the display is corrected, failure to do that, will result in a crash that leaves you no option but to unplug the TV from the wall socket and restart all over again....

So in order to avoid this, we decided to leave the TV on 24/7 forever, and to hope for the better...

But sadly and after 14 gallant and glorious months, my TV has decided to die...

R.I.P. Big Fella,... I will always miss and remember you...  Now, I just need to find a local TV repair man....

Vulture Capitalism Explained

I tried explaining this in my previous post Marissa DeFranco Misses The Mark.  I’d like to try to make it even clearer in this post.

Suppose there is a company with $400 million in liabilities and $300 Million in assets.  What do you see in such a company?  You might say, a company that will surely go bankrupt if it doesn’t have a huge offsetting income stream.  You certainly wouldn’t invest in such a company if you had a normal (or is that moral) view as to what capitalism and business is all about.

Vulture capitalists see something that you do not see. Vulture capitalists have learned to focus on one thing only, $300 Million in assets.

Without the vulture capitalists, if the company went bankrupt, the assets would cover 70 ¢ on the dollar of their liabilities to their creditors.  When a vulture capitalist buys such a company, the idea is to turn that $300 Million in assets into cash that can be paid out to the vulture capitalists.  Then they let the company follow the path that it already was on toward bankruptcy.  The only difference is that the vulture capitalist comes away with $300 Million and the creditors come away with zip, zero, nada.

What do you suppose happens to some of the creditors who considered a large part of their assets to be the debts that they expected to be repaid by the company to which they sold their goods and services?  Some of them go bankrupt, too.  The vulture capitalist who stripped the assets of the first company now has inside information, because of the temporary ownership or management of that company, as to which creditors of that company to look for as the next victim.

There is nothing magic about a company having a negative net worth (liabilities greater than assets).  The only advantage to such situations for the vulture capitalist may be that the rest of the world shuns the company’s stock and it will be cheap to take it over.  In reality, even companies with positive net worth may be more valuable to a vulture capitalist to strip out the assets than it is to run the company as an ongoing business.
Clearly, the possibility of  a vulture capitalist coming in to strip the assets of a company is such a frightening possibility, that even many well run companies hesitate to build up a large surplus of assets.  So even a company that wants to have a well funded pension plan for its employees, does not dare to do so.  Such an asset would be a very inviting target to the vultures.  If a recession or a depression hits, these well run companies are not in as good a position to weather the storm as they might have been had they not had to alter their plans to ward off the vultures in good times.

We have allowed the laws and regulations of this country to fall into such a state of disrepair and lack of enforcement that the very good parts of capitalism have been turned up-side-down.  The normal incentives to make a company turn a profit and grow and thus provide benefits to the economy as a whole as a natural part of its existence, have been turned into incentives to strip out the assets and leave the economy without jobs and without productive capacity.  Many of the other countries in the world have followed our silly example in a race to the bottom of the heap.  The fact that multi-national companies have become more powerful than most nations may play a role in this nearly universal behavior.

Sharon says to me that you cannot expect politicians who are not business people themselves or who have not studied business to explain these intricacies to the voters.  I remind her, that I am not a business person either, but here I am writing this explanation.  Why is it that I can see this so clearly, and yet, in all the years since I have come to understand this (30 or more), there has been no politician who can get up on his or her hind legs and tell people what is going on in words that they can understand?

Feeling Hot, Hot, Hot....

Today I had the hottest "Chilli Sauce" in the world - Pure evil sauce from Camel One - Bolton...

Excuse me Sir, but...

I was stopped by the Police while, erratically, driving from Rochdale to Bolton...

Excuse me Sir, but... is there something distracting you?...

Me, trying to push the 16" Pizza Box out of the way, and still munching on a giant delicious piece of pizza, No, No, Officer.

Are you drunk then?

No, No, I'm a teetotaller..

Take care then Sir,

OK

ROCHDALE TO BOLTON TRIP WITH A 16" PIZZA - I will not drive and eat at the same time, unless I have to...


Sweet Nothing


The song is average, but the beat is AWESOME!...  I Love It...