13 Nov 2009

On BBC Breakfast TV today , we have Justin Lee Collins selling his New Autobiography "Tosser" or something like that, I was wondering, how long will it be before I see him on the TV peddling his wares, apparently, not very long - and as usual, he did not disappoint.

Oren Peli - Director of Paranormal Activity - Selling the Movie - It's on tonight, Friday the 13th - in over 400 Cinemas across the land..

JLS on Breakfast TV - selling the new Single and Album, Simon Cowell is cracking the whip again, everybody under his belt has to perform and Sell, Sell, Sell during the season of Goodwill or else... Dance Monkey, Dance...

Hilary Swank whoever she is - selling her new movie about Amelia Earhart - I'm sure this nostalgic flick will be a great success in the future, in around 200 years from now.

On GM TV today, we have Jayne Torvill - trying to sell the New series of Dancing on Ice, and the Tour and the "New DVD", just in case you've missed some of the moves.. Mr. Christopher Dean could not be arsed getting up this early, so she had to work doubly hard, for the both of them..

We also have Chico - who could forget "Chico Time" - on GM TV - talking about the X Factor - Selling his new Pantomime "Aladdin - in Darlington" - I think... Alas, that's what happens to the talent when the dust settles.. Get a months work every year, in Darlington, if you are lucky..

I hate it when there are too many people selling shit at the same time, it's very hard, before I even finished one sentence, there is somebody else trying to sell me something else..  Its like a sensory overload..

And on This Morning - ITV , we have Justin Lee Collins once again, selling his Book, also "The Sunday Night Project" DVD and the new TV show on Channel 5. I think he is doing the rounds today, so I'm sure we will se him again today - I can't be arsed typing anything else about this dude...

On Loose Women - ITV - Today, we have Johnny Vegas selling his new stand-up DVD and whatever else...

On North West Tonight, we have Ricky Gervais - selling something to something he's doing..

And tonight on the One Show - BBC 1 - we have Noddy Holder selling something to do with Slade and Christmas, he always seem to come out of the wood works, every year, around this time...